non sequitur

[vealchart]

enter your non sequitur's here -
per wickopeedia: Non sequitur (IPA: /nɒnˈsɛkwɪtər/) is Latin for "it does not follow."

here is the vealchart example:
giant ants don't like to eat with hat boxes

[Phreak]

you could try it, but it would probably hurt, just saying...

[Oblivion]

Twitter is my anti-sequitur.

[Arnell]

My shoes have are black and they are Catholic.

[vealchart]

goats use their brain powers to make coffee

[Arnell]

My liver is red and bought my sink.

[princesstina]

I guess the dogs were trying to set fire to his house.

[DAVE from NY]

and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

[MonkeyBucket]

dont eat the dance

[tomit]

Oh... those monkeys!

[Kaydub]

no one, not even the rain, has such small hands

[hippiepunkjess]

Makes happy Chocolate can jump

[DAVE from NY]

off to harvest the fields of bubble wrap